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rush to fuck 02:50
in my rush to fuck i forgot to shave (or rather i accidentally) accentuated a stubble rash (so i wore a big collar and sat in the shadows) of a weatherspoons, no - not that one (your ex-wife works in the stock room) if they pay her enough to look that bad (it can't be long before she wins don't be yourself or be replaced you can't be condemned if you don't have a face in my rush to fuck i learned my name (and that was the last thing I'd ever wanted) chained myself to her in the middle of a howling gale (and she read my lips) good god i said what a woman got pause like a woman got claws (but i never made time to disciplined) don't be yourself or be replaced you can't be condemned if you don't have a face there are cracks in the curtains and creases in corners that previously bored us call to your prison guard, show him your scars and maybe he'll piss on them don't kid yourself you've signed a contract with a broken pen and your dreams don't work
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darling sophie no adventure is worth your presence take that literally she puts curlers on her brain curlers on the sea-shells curlers on the police brutality posters on the toilet walls darling sophie keep your hands inside the carriage, darling sophie don't get friendly with everybody, darling sophie just be patient she puts curlers on her brain curlers on the sea-shells curlers on the police brutality posters on the toilet walls when they crack, they crack, they really blow shield your eyes from the blast or your going home we could raid the mini-bar and blame it on the ethanol yes, yes, yes, it's the best, it's the best one yet just in case you thought it went away look at her face, she's a shell, she's a parody she could disappear into the mountains and we wouldn't care no, no, no, it's a no, it's a terrible thought
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cat cinema 02:05
my pet ghost is a very bad ghost he wears my failures on his conscience i think of all the things that i could've got done without that goddamn ghost on my doorstep playing with himself scaring all the local children when i got home i didn't have a home just a hole in the ground where the google earth car crashed my bad knee would be the first to admit that he's let me down, i'm sure i think of all the slag heaps that I might have enjoyed without that dickhead knee in the distance staring at the sun waiting for another taxi when i got home i didn't have a knee just a face in the groin where the underwritten lines go
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blah blah subconscious problem solving blah blah
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once upon a time and what a time! there was this little boy he was more he was more a man if by more you mean more alone he was more he was moron man you nazi cunt (get the fuck out of office) that’s the ball game (that’s the ball game) now steal yourself twice upon a prayer and what a prayer! there was this sense of joy it was plain it was plain to all and by plain i mean all the way it was plain it was plain to all you nazi cunt (get the fuck out of office) that’s the ball game (that’s the ball game) now steal yourself

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hey! these silly/serious/silly again songs again have been free since time immemorial (always wanted to use that word) and now I'm charging a whole two fucking pounds for them (also, it just cleans the page up). includes a copy of 'the harder it hits' which is also on 'love letters in the age of steam'. hope you're all good. x

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released November 6, 2020

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christian fitness Cardiff, UK

one 'man'. band. NOT a solo artist. all songs created by imagined multiple personalities, some of which are shy. six records out now. drums by friends, recording by other friends, everything else by this prick. enjoy or get gone. x

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