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nuance - the musical

by christian fitness

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slappedarse Falco's best since 'Rock me Amadeus', and possibly before.

in a just world anybody that had written and recorded hamsterland would spend the rest of their days lounging on a yacht with an unending queue of Tahitian girls bringing them trinkets and baubles, feeding them grapes and catering to their every whim.
however, I've been to Cardiff, and it's not quite that.
bloody Thatcher. Favorite track: hamsterland.
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cynicalbiker Finally bought my first CF album. I delayed so long because I couldn't get passed the band name, which put me on edge even though I knew it was Falco. For some reason I couldn't get the image of a 90s Christian metal band out of my mind. I wish now I hadn't delayed and will buy the rest of the albums.
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fenderchamp I think this guy might be the best songwriter, certainly in anything close to his genre, possibly overall , in the last 25 years. If you don't listen to everything he does, you are an absolute fucking moron, or a lemming! Favorite track: full morrissey.
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hamsterland 04:37


this is album number 5 from the epoch-straddling christian fitness, gestated over a move to london, fatherhood, and the slowly dawning realisation than everybody - everybody, mind - thinks they're right, even the complete twat handles. it has a good quantity of strings on it and i realise that won't be everyone's bag but i'm beyond caring what you think*, i need to change a nappy.

as usual, i'll get on the cds as soon as the funds are there (last time, I think, it was 3 weeks) but you get the digital shizz right away. i've put up the price by £1 (or equivalent) and i hope this does not drive you to penury/piracy, which, thinking about it, is a great name for a post-rock band.




*not really**
** possibly


released April 11, 2018

r/r/recorded march / m/m/mixed april 2018 by steffan pringle, mastered by anthony chapman. live drums provided by the hands of jack egglestone. everything else by falco (me). recorded at music box, cardiff. some vocals done in our kitchen when everyone was asleep. sorry neighbours.


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