slap bass hunks

by christian fitness

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and this ... is album number four (4) from the non-solo one-man-band Christian Fitness, consisting of Andrew Falkous of the band(s) future of the left/mclusky and released so bloody soon because I was having too much fun writing it.

yeah, it's short, but you can solve this problem by simply putting it on again.



ps. cds will start being sent out in about two/three weeks, after i've raised enough funds from downloads to print them up. apologies for the delay on the last one, it was partly my bad but also the fault of organised religion.

pps. this album would not have been possible without the purchase of a Squier Silver Series Telecaster, on which i have written 9.4 million songs since getting it in January. I love it. It loves me. If anybody out there would like to sell me a similar guitar for a reasonable price please get in touch.

ppps. later this year i'm thinking of running a crowdfunding thing to press up lps (double things probably, one for albums 1&2 and another for 3&4) - do let me know via bandcamp message if you like this idea. If you don't by all means call up a friend or relative and tell them instead whilst also discussing holiday plans and/or uncle alan, who is a dick.



released April 19, 2017

recordering - Steffan Pringle
drumist - Jack Egglestone
master-master - Anthony Chapman

recorded at Music Box, Cardiff, and mixed in the depths/heights of Adamsdown, Cardiff, March/April 2017


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christian fitness Cardiff, UK

one 'man'. band. NOT a solo artist. all songs created by imagined multiple personalities, some of which are shy. six records out now. drums by friends, recording by other friends, everything else by this prick. enjoy or get gone. x

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