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the brown twattych

by christian fitness

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THIS SONG DOES NOT HAVE LYRICS AS MUCH AS SELF EVIDENT TRUTHS WHICH ARE - Thats how it started DON'T KILL MUM THIS MOTHERS DAY now it's DONT KiLL GRANNY! YOUR FREEDOM (it) KiLLS GRANNY! NO YOU ARE THE GRANNY KiLLERS! NO YOU ARE THE GRANNY KIILLERS! (only one 'it' has been added to Ian's original declaration in order to help it scan)
pig pharma 02:08
lyrics - no masks - masks can't stop a virus - proven to make you ill - so many studies show this - no vaxes - vaccines take 10 years to make - ignore alien orders - why trust big Pharma? - Pharma shareholder? (come on now Ian, you're not even trying) nuff said nuff said nuff said no lockdown - no track - no test - no mask - no vax
this song has no lyrics but I believe the court transcript is available from the deep state
killa vir-US 01:46
the lyrics are ALL IAN'S - If there was a killer virus rampagin the planet you'd know about it, you'd see it everywhere in the streets. 68%NiGERiANS say its bollox most MEXiCANS too, thats my peeps what ya sayin?


a triptych normally includes three songs, but this is no normal triptych, as the title suggests.

Ian brown - tone-deaf conspiracy theorist with too frequent access to twitter, or skunk-addled fuckwit with the grammar skills of an unselfconscious gibbon? you decide! (it's both)

full individual track details available under each song.

take care!

ps. these songs were free on release but I'm charging a minimum of £2 for the *cough* set now. 25 per cent of every purchase to fullfact.org to help fight the dangerous bullshit that fuckers like Brown churn out - 75 per cent to me because fuck me I need the money to pay for being less ill.


released November 5, 2020

me! me. most songs made in under 2 hours as a bet (a) with myself and (b) with other people

'art' sourced by various people (see each track entry)


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