if no keepers play

by christian fitness

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this song was originally going to be (third album) 'this taco is not correct' but then I changed my mind due to finding religion. Nah, only kidding. Pay for it if you want or don't, I don't give a hairy shit*.

credits as usual - me on most of the things, Jack Egglestone on drums, Steffan Pringle recorder-ing and Anthony Chapman on the master plaster.

Have a nice day. Don't be a tit-witch.


*this is posturing - really I don't give much of a hairy shit.


blah blah subconscious problem solving blah blah


released September 25, 2016


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christian fitness Cardiff, UK

one 'man'. band. NOT a solo artist. all songs created by imagined multiple personalities, some of which are shy. five records out now. drums by friends, recording by other friends, everything else by this prick. enjoy or get gone. x

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