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i perform for my cats everybody, whether I'm aware of it or not. all they lack is popcorn and fire exits.


my pet ghost is a very bad ghost
he wears my failures on his conscience
i think of all the things that i could've got done
without that goddamn ghost
on my doorstep
playing with himself
scaring all the local children
when i got home i didn't have a home
just a hole in the ground where the google earth car crashed

my bad knee would be the first to admit
that he's let me down, i'm sure
i think of all the slag heaps that I might have enjoyed
without that dickhead knee
in the distance staring at the sun waiting for another taxi
when i got home i didn't have a knee
just a face in the groin where the underwritten lines go


released August 11, 2014
dedicated to genghis and bonsai, 'team chaos'.


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christian fitness Cardiff, UK

one 'man'. band. NOT a solo artist. all songs created by imagined multiple personalities, some of which are shy. six records out now. drums by friends, recording by other friends, everything else by this prick. enjoy or get gone. x

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